100 POINT RICE PURITY TEST

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In this test, one (1) point for each "YES" answer is subtracted from one hundred. The goal is to reach zero (0). All technicalities count. Check each box if you answer "YES" to a question.
"M.O.S." = Member of the Opposite Sex. "M.S.S." = Member of the Same Sex. "*" = "Have you ever" does not apply. You are allowed to use pen, paper and calculator, but with the help of modern computer networks, it's hardly necessary. Footnotes are at the end of the page.

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Sex:  Male  Female   Age:

Have you ever...

  1. Had a date?
  2. Told a dirty joke to an M.O.S.?
  3. Been out on a date past 4:00 AM?
  4. Had a penile or clitoral erection?
  5. Had a blind date?
  6. Danced cheek to cheek?
  7. Kissed an M.O.S.?
  8. Kissed an M.O.S. while lying down?
  9. * Have you kissed an M.O.S. in the last three months?
  10. Kissed underwater?
  11. French kissed?
  12. Kissed or been kissed by an M.O.S. on the thigh?
  13. Kissed or been kissed by an M.O.S. on the breast?
  14. Necked? (1)
  15. Necked for more than two hours at a time?
  16. Cum while necking?
  17. Seen a naked M.O.S. over the age of fifteen?
  18. Been seen naked by an M.O.S. after your puberty?
  19. Seen a stripper? (2)
  20. Read a pornographic (3) book or magazine?
  21. Seen a pornographic movie?
  22. Committed an act of voyeurism? (4)
  23. Had an alcoholic drink?
  24. Been drunk?
  25. Used alcohol to lower an M.O.S.'s resistance to sexual activity?
  26. Smoked or chewed tobacco? (Cloves count.)
  27. Used marijuana or hashish?
  28. Used a non-prescription drug stronger than marijuana or hashish?
  29. Been arrested? (5)
  30. Been convicted of a crime?
  31. Fondled a woman's breasts or had your breasts fondled?
  32. Caressed an M.O.S.'s thigh?
  33. Fondled an M.O.S.'s rear end?
  34. Fondled an M.O.S.'s genitals?
  35. Had your genitals fondled by an M.O.S.?
  36. Engaged in clitoral stimulation with an M.O.S.? (Given or received)
  37. Had an orgasm due to manipulation by an M.O.S.?
  38. Gone through the motions of intercourse with an M.O.S. while fully dressed?
  39. Massaged or been massaged by an M.O.S.?
  40. Showered, bathed, or saunaed with an M.O.S.?
  41. Been undressed by an M.O.S.?
  42. Had sexual intercourse?
  43. Had sexual intercourse outdoors?
  44. * Have you had sex more than ten times?
  45. Had sex with a virgin as your partner?
  46. Had sex three or more times in one night?
  47. Engaged in foreplay in a car, motor home, or bus?
  48. Had sex in a car, motor home, or bus?
  49. Had sex with two separate M.O.S.'s within twenty-four hours?
  50. Had sex using a condom?
  51. Had sex at a drive-in movie?
  52. Had sex at your partner's house?
  53. * Have you had sex in the last three months?
  54. Had sex while swimming or in a pool? (Hot tubs count.)
  55. Had sex while another person was asleep in the same room?
  56. Had anal intercourse?
  57. Impregnated a woman or been pregnant yourself?
  58. Had or arranged an abortion?
  59. Gone on or been the object of a nookie run (6) of over 100 miles?
  60. Described a sexual experience to a third party?
  61. Attended an orgy (regardless of participation)?
  62. Willingly committed incest?
  63. Committed statutory rape? (7)
  64. Engaged in sado-masochistic activities? (8)
  65. Been propositioned by a prostitute or a pimp?
  66. Accepted a proposition by a prostitute or a pimp?
  67. Engaged in fellatio? (9) (Given or received)
  68. Engaged in cunnilingus? (10) (Given or received)
  69. ?
  70. Masturbated?
  71. Masturbated with another person in the room? (with or without their knowledge)
  72. Masturbated to a picture?
  73. Been propositioned by a homosexual?
  74. Accepted a proposition by a homosexual?
  75. Been masturbated by a M.S.S.?
  76. Been orally stimulated by a M.S.S.?
  77. Had sex with a homosexual M.O.S.?
  78. Lived in a coed room with three or more occupants?
  79. Been displaced by an M.O.S. staying with a roommate for one night or more? (11)
  80. Entered a room, creating an embarrassing situation (i.e., an "oops")?
  81. Spent a night in an M.O.S.'s room or apartment?
  82. Slept with an M.O.S. platonically? (i.e., non-sexually)
  83. Wrestled with an M.O.S.?
  84. Had an STD (12) test due to reasonable suspicion?
  85. Had an STD? (Pubic lice count.)
  86. Had passion cramps? (Blue balls or the equivalent.)
  87. Fondled an M.O.S. under the age of thirteen?
  88. Worn an M.O.S.'s clothing?
  89. Committed bestiality? (13)
  90. Tasted semen?
  91. Simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
  92. Played coed strip poker?
  93. Picked up an M.O.S.?
  94. Had an orgasm in a dream? (i.e., a nocturnal emission or the equivalent.)
  95. Experienced sexuality before puberty?
  96. Purchased contraceptives at a drugstore?
  97. Committed an act of exhibitionism? (Moons count.)
  98. Been caught masturbating?
  99. Watched another person masturbate?
  100. Undressed an M.O.S.?

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Footnotes

  1. Kissing above the shoulders for an extended period of time.
  2. In person and in action, not in a movie or just clothed.
  3. Writings, pictures, etc. intended primarily to arouse sexual desire. The interpretation is up to you.
  4. Been a "peeping Tom". Voyeurism is the purposeful viewing, in secret, of a person or persons engaged in the act of undressing or sex.
  5. This means being arrested, not just being pulled in for questioning.
  6. A "nookie run" is a trip to some place or to someone for the sole and express purpose of having sex.
  7. Having sex with someone below the age of consent in the state then occupies, regardless of your sex or whether you were below the age of consent at the time (the age of consent varies from state to state, but is usually 18.)
  8. S & M. Any activity involving physical pain purposefully given or received for sexual pleasure.
  9. A "blow job", "had head given," or "given head" - oral sex on a man.
  10. "Eating pussy" - oral sex on a woman.
  11. I.e., Have you ever been kicked out because they wanted to have sex in your room in private.
  12. An STD is a sexually transmitted disease, formerly known as a VD, or venereal disease.
  13. Bestiality is having sex with an animal.
Jani Lahti, ace@cs.tut.fi